How to remember more elaborate jokes and improve both reading and conversational comprehension with practice.

"Wow you're college age word comprhende!", my math and music teacher would sing in the woods!

Even so my comprehesion was more laid back, I would watch The late show in months, and this was rewound VHS!

This reminded my of remembering jokes. We see in comic memory methods like the Memory book, where to remember I read the yellow pages of the phone book they say, all memory works by association! Although research finds simple comics light up your brain the most, life is often of higher levels of complex truth, like all the more elaborate sounds of math. You just remember by linking two things at a time by comic association, life's a celebration, should be easy right? We may say this type of "creative" way of remembering is like how they would see if just being creative "deduction" with no new information like Euclidean compares in the field to inductive creativity like science and generally science wins, creativity alone just can't match technical stuff usually if in dispute. We know of Newton and what comic of the 1700's. Science wins wars, is it a joke where the armys toss jokes and see if they detonate just right or left? But seriously folks, science stuff can be good for more than just creative ways to remember. For instance to remember more compelx jokes or anything more complex faster, the Memory Book method of comic yoks seemed to fail me, I thought I had goofed for years, then I realized the following method is best;

Say you want to remember this about sad songs;

Sadness;

You hear these sad songs on the radio. Though not so bad, e.g in one song about "These Days I Merely Get By" the troubadore says he bet 25 on his favorite horse the horse lost by a nose this isn't so sad if the horse didn't lose his maximum wage and labor. Then in the song the author's wife returns and says she's leaving and didn't say why, how could she return while she leaves, and she left bills on the shelf this is not so sad, 1000 dollar bills would cheer her up!

To remember this try acronyms! Of the words in bold TTB TF HLBAN ISS HDLW. AWRL, DSW HCS? SLB OTB WCHU are the "map" of what to remember and by going over and over these acronyms, start to finish first from the words to the letters then just the words by the letters your knowledge of the abstraction improves. This has the advantage over pun words for each of the words as recommended by other memory experts than me because it's much simpler. To find each of the words in a complex memo and find puns and then comics would take a much larger amount of brain power and you save so much on hats. Of course you can also take each acronym and make comics out of them for faster comprehension and deeper. For example in the above Your DoubT is BeTter is For HeaLth if a BeAN ISs, HD (high definition) when the LoW prices for beans are higher!

To remember better yet a good trick is to buy an old cheap handheld PDA (small word processor). Mine has just two bits of memory! This is better because it forces me not just to have a thousand memos I don't remember. With just two pages, I have to make all the words worth count. And once Ive gone over and edited each memo by the letters, ect they're in my memory and then I write them in my Comedy Machine (a a special volume with an index) click here for more! Thus they are in short term memory and then in longer term memory both. After exercise or before sleep it's great to sit and improve or memorize important comics to solve words sometimes said to improve, ect. I just tie the PDA around my shoulders with a brown twine (so goeswith) and store in my pocket. The reduced memory of the PDA has another use. If the machine crashes, at most I've just lost 10 jokes, easy to replace!

This method of acronyms or just the letters for words for longer jokes is good for remembering anything that has more words, and I believe it not only improves memory for jokes but also improves comprehension both for written and spoken words!

The second part of the Comedy Machine, Current Entries; Sample Page As I say on my main Comedy Machine Page Site ; There are two parts of the Machine, the A to Z index with the pun lists as on this sample page; and the current jokes, current memos page. The first is like a long term storage method and the second is to enter recent jokes so you can find them out of the larger volume in and out of order for long term memory! To see how I do this, here's a sample of the recent jokes/memos, page, so cool! PAGE 21 6 dentist to (7) budjet, How do you TENT a bud lite? (6) DENTIST, What does a dentist say when he sees a sweet dental 18? AHH! D. W D A D S W H S A S D E? A! =D. \\ A \S\\S A \D E? \? (7) BUDJET, What's a budjet? A method to see if you need more maximum cash. =B, W A B? A M T S I Y N M M C! =B\A\? A \\ S I\Y N \\ C (7) BOAT (Budjet) to (8) BORDER, Did You know Boats can't travel; how would they ever cross a border? (7) Mexico BORDER, The fence is S of some lawns so their house is on the wrong side of the border, they smuggle their wives to business lunch! M B. T F I S O S L, S T H I O T W S O T B! T S T W T B L! M\.T\\S\\L\\H\\T\\O\\.T\\W\\L! (7)BORDER to (8) NEWS, If you want to see a dreamboat, wathc the NEWS BROADS and Weather. (8) WEATHER NEWS 0-11 A hiccupping News lady went on the weather report, the weather got a laugh track, Shiny weather with a 50 burbsaved burpability of burpcipitation! =W, N. A H N L W O T W R. T W G A L T! S W W A F B C B O B! =W\ (8) NEWS to (9) MATH, What was new math, is our math now always old math? (9)MATH research shows msot people are 97% right about common arithmatic like in stores shopping but when they're toldt he same problems are about math they're just 37% right! Math not cash causes amnesia! (9) MATH to (10) BOATS What are math boats? When the ships have boxes cones and cylinders, and sometimes the waves do too! (10) BOATS Some things in life just can't be improved on. Take Mazdas. No matter how much they try, there will never be toll booths for ships in the middle of the ocean! This is the first batch of ten on page J (Jokes)20 to find them later by topic, I go to the index 1 to 100 ream and list the keyword of the Joke where it goes (A E I O U, e.g. to list the BUDJET Joke above go to 91 (BuD first two consonant letters=91, There on the page as in the 1-100 ream is BaD BeD BiD BoD Bud in five even spaces on the two pages. BuD is in the last space to be filled with the Jokes to find, There I just list the that the joke to find is in the recent Jokes ream, signified by J, the page number and the joke number to also find the Joke itself and then memorize it by going over the simple acronym exercises and so on. For example to list the BuDjet joke in the 1 to 100 I find BuD, Write the word Budjet, then J 21 (7). And perhaps a short acronymy synopsis, e.g. What's a B? M C! (See above) Believe me paper is of worth, I've almost lost years of labor with machines, horror to authors, or ouch in Mp3. The machine is yours for life.

More About My Comedy Machine It seems there are two general reams of a real Comic Machine, a numbered ream with 1-100 or more pages with each memo authorized out in full, and a Current Tab with each memo written as a word that summarizes up the thought with the most recent page/memo numbers written in the order they occured so you can always find your recent jokes fast in order from the page/memo numbers.

This makes it so you can easily find and make joke memos fast, and to later find them in and out of order.
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This link is for more advanced use once you understand the three general motifs of Puns, Probabilistic Associations between Two Unrelated Words , and The Good Side and Bad Side of most verbal ideas as I say. This is the best way I've seen to make A Comedy Machine of this type, and it's good to use both the index and the page/memo with perhaps a one word synopses zone of a real Machine like this, so you have the best advantage of my years of experience from the start. Even so you can skip this page while you learn the three more classic motifs first, then you can actually Build A Comic Machine from there by the way of this, my Click The Cosmos Site, Where URLS! ..

(When making the volume out of yes, actual real woods, the 1-100 memo pun pages are 100 or higher. To double the room I just add 101 to 200 bound in when making the book and then use the last two numbers of each page to extend and continue the memos at the first 100. For exaample 97 is continued automatically at 197, or 74 is continued at 174 with an easy way to double the room to author more jokes and memos in the volume. 200 pages is enough to last a long time, without out your Comedy Machine out weighing a tuna fish.). Once the memo or other words you want to build up is in the index ream of the machine, the first word (what the memo is about) goes to The Recent Tab memo ream. It's good to alway find your most recent notes fast. This is important because as you add lots of jokes, it becomes more and more uncommon to find your current entry otherwise by implosion. By putting the page and joke number to access vice versa between both the memo written out and the words with a keyword on your Recent Tab site in the book, you can see what the the notes are like and where they are.


On the 1-100 memo joke pages reading letter(s) for words (which I call LFW, which is it's own LFW!) near each memo is not as much labor, important to building up your brain by effort. Not too much to strain, enough to flex and boost your brain.

It's more easy to recognise if the letters are set apart with commas, or right angle 45 degree lines between 2 or more LFW words, you can break them down to smaller more reliable steps, reading through each joke or memo from the start of each. (I leave a column about an inch wide on the outside of the pages, for your best jokes you can make more exercises to remember even better, for example you can ask the joke as a question with blanks, use usual acronyms (one letter of each word to make words) or condensed LFW's, with just some of the important words of the memo. Then once I'm aware of the LFWs of the memos of most worth, these "synopses" memos in the column are of more worth yet (you can try all three and see which is best for you) going back and forth between the general synopses "map" of the words in the column, and the SE words, to see it in different lights. The actual memo as I say is written out and listed in the 1-100 pun part of the volume, with general/zoom (page/ memo) reference numbers between memos on the 1-100 or more memo in full pages. On the Synopses Tab Page you have your current memos in order with a brief synopses of each as above. Say you want to remember to tell person A you saw yesterday about invention B plus a Joke, you write the whole memo and joke in the 1 to 200 pages where it fits, then list the page and note number in the Tab/Recent, with the page memo numbers for both. (You can circle the most important LFWs and learn them well for speed and add the other less important words in each sentence when you have time if you're, say, in a rush).

You can list anything of worth in your life or any problem to solve and how to solve it in the Comic Machine, I use mine for inventions remembering to say considerate things to others, humor, trivia, and so on. This Machine method can be used for any type of verbal problem solving! You could use it for math if you have someone who knows what you're talking about, science, anything where creativity and memory are of worth. This can be used for prayers from small books of inspirational bon mots, prayers plus jokes of your own, anything you want to improve in the verbal realm with stronger creativity, or surer memory. Since the jokes and other memos on the pun pages are in order you have all the memos listed by type. (You can have seperate reams of the Machine for say inventions, or what you must achieve, for instance I access from the LFW synopses site my latest invention with a joke about it). Thus you can look up all the jokes say about christmas, or e.g. science and if you're short of a punch line for a memo you can find it in the 1-200 pages and use it from there with a page/memo number in the LFW Tab ream of the Machine, if I went over it the first time years ago and forgot it, just listing it twice in the LFW site in another month ar 30 years is rebuilding plus more. You only have to write the LFWs for the memo in it's permanent form once becayse you can fast read where you put them in the Tab Site just by flipping through the 1 to 200 joke pages, and finding the joke. And by dating this Recent Tab ream of the volume with the dates you can use it to remember what happened last time at Christmas or with the boss last time and improve on your ideas, (actually your verbal reflexes) for the go round ahead, getting more wise with each cycle. For example to find what page the Xmas memos are and what others said and your witty gossip about each Xmas memo look in the main pun part of your Machine under 74 (=CIR for Christmas), and here I find listed, the Christmas listings, jokes, no doubt, but also where in the Tab pages to find say Christmas 08 or Boss 5-17-07.

One great thing about The Comic Machine is you can find the good words faster. Say you make a good joke about a wave number bed based on the usual unusual contradiction, however some of the words say about sleep are a bit lacking in english for sleep. Snore, snuffle, yawn, there are few sleep words but they seem "dumb". This often happens, there are many ideas with few good words that are involved, even though the idea is common and good like sleep. To reclaim more land for the good, your good, one way is just to make up sleep words, so in my volume at sn (02) I have the best words seen in the thesaurus, snuffle, drive pigs to market, wheeze, yawn, and for more options/to make up for this, I dream up (Why was he always trying to hide Jeanie in I dream of Jeannie?) "cushy super zooms in my own snore machine at night" or "at the airfield and cushy at 200 mph!" Often you can find good cushy words with a bed, or you can make up your own words. Either way the main advantage The Comic Machine has over the Memory Book or any other I've seen is that you retain the progress you make. To complete the memo with your good side of it, you look under the SN(02) page, and the best words you've devised or authorized are fast to find to plug in your memo. This is of more worth than The Memory book or other books for this because it often takes more computation than just improv. You often may not dig up the good and best words without looking through many related memos, but when you achieve them you can put them in the LFW realm and then memorize them for life. You're better off with the words that are your good words, and this is the most number crunching AOL to recieve them from above I've seen, in your electric plane it's 70% to go 100 miles!

You may say, I'm not creative. Neither was I like a lot of people at 21, I had no idea of any of this and I was making a lot of effort, like that song, Wish I Knew Then What I know Now When I Was Wiser, Well, Hopes Were Up! Creativity is believed by many who study it to be not so much blinding brilliance as a patient building up of power with brilliance, mostly force of your belief in your life and your world. Being in good health with all your life ahead is not so bad! Even morso with wisdom. If I had the Machine at 21, good. No doubt it's of even higher worth to make the most with each situation and lots of labor, but the Machine is a deeper cogitation about "what's actually going on" as you may agree on my Comic Machine page about the three most important types of verbal creativity, Puns, Two unlike motifs that Contradict, and the Good Side and Bad side of each idea in life.. For instance MRI science shows that the part of the brain that's used when you remember is much the same as for thinking about the future days and months to come. This would be because when you remember you go from start to finish about each memory even if years later, just as in creative problem solving, so to learn these creativity and memory motifs are all important. I've found my best motifs here for you by el mucho editsans so you have the strongest foundation I've seen to build on if you make just some labor each day like I do. Even if I don't read all the time, it's a real pleasure to read this Machine, so it's a good reinforcing motivation.

Essentially the Machine is a computer (an A Z) like the internet but with the special memory and creativity motifs. The method of reading words then LFW's (one letter per word) is also the most easy I've found to make a simple reliable exercise to learn well, just by reading the word letters and adding the words in batches of a few as I'm more and more familiar. In general it seems best to go from the first word written out, the thought of the memo, and augment more and more of the words each time you reread the memo, going from start to finish of each sentence and joke, and so on, going from familiar to new and augmenting as you go in a hopefully reliable way. Reading the letters for words in reverse is a good exercise (or actually batches foreward in reverse general units). They say reading in rewind and other unusual activity like left hand where write actually exercises your brain more with the size of your brain that forms memory multipying up the famous Hat Band sell out concert in the MRI machine. You can use words made by the letters to learn what the letters mean well, the word can be comic or common, or it may not be common with the words but because it's like a word you know already, and waterbed is if worth because the bubbles aren't loud when you snuffle!

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HERE'S A SAMPLE PAGE IN MY COMEDY MACHINE SO YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN SUPERHIGHWAY OF LOUD HYSTERICAL CONSTRUCTION, WITHOUT GOING ABOVE THE RADIANT RADIO SPEED LIMIT, SEE THE FOLLOWING OR I'LL SEE A SIGN FOR WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!

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SC(10) SFM



radiance, radiation, railway out, weather is hot, rain up, rather hot, rate what, rodeo,reed, retro,



Rd, Rt,Rw,Wih,Ru,Rh,Rw,Ro,Re,Rto



arid, rode, wright, right, read, radio, wired,



Ar,Ro,Wr,Rg,Ra,Ro, Wr
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(1) A/radiance?//N No stationary radiation! Quiet shouts are louder than alchemy alumni will ever know!/SYN Radiation Moves How?

A/r?/NNSR! Q S A L, T A A, W E K!//SYN R M H?



(2) ART//(What's good to say when showing my pictures to fans); I've done more than 250 pictures! My pictures may be up in cinemas somewhere by now in bold opthamology frames! SYN zooms up in lights?
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ART/=A/(W G T S W S M P T F) I M T H F P! M P M B U, I C S B N, I B O F!//SYN//Z U I L?


(3) Radioactivity//GS/Champaign in France they think is contaminated with radioactive tritium..It'll make the wine more sparkly!//SYN Wine Sparkly, Old World Charm?
Rad/=R//G/C P I F, T T I C, W R T. I M T W, M S!//SYN W S, O W C?

(4) Art/Daddy says sometimes he doesn't know about pictures, not aware. Yg Actions are more of worth than words, most people I show my pictures to say so. I use sleep boost software in my zooms, a sofa and a rug!/Syn Sleep recog. software, A M T W I hope?

Art/A/D S S H D K A P N A. Yg/A A O M W T W, M P I S M P T S S. I S B S, I M Z A S A A R!//SYN S R S?



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Rhet euphemism/"C V euph", 9


Rhet. Motifs C V 41 I A/1/


(5) Reader's Digest//I have some real old RD's with fuzzy zooms by Lyla and Dewitt Wallace-by the original authors!/RD, O A?


Read Dig//I H S R O R, W F Z B, L A D W-B T O A!



(6) A/leaving store marms ect.//No one can go inside when it's raining, hot, dry, outside, like now. She'll coincide in a giant RV with stars and R and D! /SYN Leav Store, C, G R?
A/L S M E//N O C G I, W I R H D, O L N. S C I A, G R W S A R A D!



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Here's "My OFFSTAR Brand" Map For The Above

At the top left is the main pun word to number code, to find the page from anywhere else in the book listed in order through the book, before is, 40, (RS) and after is 41, (RN) 01 to 100 to find all the main puns in English (or any language) from 00, 01, 02...1,2,3...to 200 to cover all the pun sounds from 1 to 100 plus the extra 100 to double the room for expansion or more and the 01, 02, 03 is for words that start with the s sound, because s a vowel too, so misunderstood. In the actual machine the main page number is
giant, I just used a big marks a lot more, to write it well.


In my actual volume, I have the song code (SC(9) SFM as above, Sarah Fleetwood Mac) to the left in a narrower column and a link to where other related or better puns may be found in the Comedy Machine, or other notes. The song code is so you can find your favorite songs and sing the songs with the words like the comix to memorize them faster, the Machine has the advantage of songs.


Next is the list of puns and the "semi acronyms" to do exercises by reading back and forth between the words and letters to memorize them. Two other options are to highlight the best puns and letters with them, and to write synonyms (same meaning other words for each pun in another list to remember them better by meaning, not just the words which are much alike in sound.) I use types of lists, the top list is just a match for the puns of the first of each word, the second list is for exact matches, the exact matches are for uses like in math where the exact matches are often of most worth, the first list is more for conversation where more creative words are of special use.

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Note that for the other one letter acronyms you use on the page (one letter where the letters of all the words aren't too much the same so one letter is easy to learn well by just reading to memorize) you can set them off with commas after say each fifth letter as I've done above, this makes it so you can break them down in units to learn them more regularly, start to finish as you digest more. That is, regular units are more fast and deep to remember faster than without the commas.The best way by far to use the acronyms in general for learning "all there is!" is to say the word the letters remind you of of each block of letters, any word you think of, e.g. in the The Readers Digest listing above, the acronym words, I hear sort of a roar, the wi Fi is Zapped! I've found this will much boost depth and speed by each go round of reading the acronyms and the sentence, in alternation like wow a third or even 2/3, especially at first, later you can just read the sentence only from the acronyms, but this makes your reading more like fun reading right away.

For all fields you make up and for special codes it's good to write them on the 71 (CODE) page of the machine. Although there are these few fields and codes to learn, they are all the same for all the pages. As I say on my Machine page, the Recent Comic Page and the main index pages like the above are all the machine is of. The Recent Comic page is simpler because it has just a considerable store of problems and solutions and comics themselves in order of use like in conversations, and just the page and joke numbers from the listings of the topics in the Machine in the margains, along with the joke numbers on the other column on the page of the Recent Comics page.

Next The RAD

on the page is the first of the five vowels, A. R-A-D, RED you see on the page below it is for all the words with the first vowel being E, and so on on the opposite (this is the left page of the volume), the I, O, U vowels for RD 41, or RIT, ROD, RUD, so all the vowels are found to access all the words or comics with the first words in the language that start with this spelling. Ravenous about Ma Bell? She'll send you a pizza commercial in the box you will rondezvooo with her area zip!

Below this you see the joke number on the left or outside of the page. [I also put a number on the inside of each page for redundance in case the ink runs so I don't lose the comic.]. In the actual volume I use a number line between the comics and the numbers to set them off well to find them fast without confusion.


After the word radiance you see the two right lines, these are my convention to signify that "what I think of as" an answer or solution follows! This clarifies my awareness of what I want to remember well, a problem, and a solution.


After the Radiance memo, you see the SYN, SYN Radiation Moves How? Synopsis field; this is a short summing up "map" of the comic, usually written in synonyms and some of the most important words of the comic and in question form. Reading back and forth between this synopsis and the letters of the exercise helps you fill in any unmemorized realms of the comic faster, so you'll know your really know it well, by looking at it from another angle, and in more depth. This way you know if your really know.

The "art and radioactivity" memos are to boost what are common in our life, to find a good cheer there.

The continued Field (Continued at 141>>>>) lists the number 41 continued with a 1 in front of it so I can add another 100 pages in the book and link to them without having to add so many inserts (of paper when I 've run out of ream, though it's been 5 years since I built my machine.)


The Rhet memos are cross refs to the memos about rhetoric, some in inserts, Which I name so with the general number by spelling, the capital Letter I, the page number in the Insert, and the the joke number on the page to always find it fast and easy. The inserts were added in retrofit mode so they need the letter I to find them by where to look, then the number of the insert page, then the comic number. See My COMEDY MACHINE site for more about inserts.

The actual page is just half an 8 by 11 and 1/2 typing or printer paper folded in the middle, so the Comedy machine is just 8 inches high, by about 5 wide this is a good size for lifting, some of my early machines were so heavy I got lots of exercise! 100 pages of paper bound are the right weight to hold a lot of comics, and I haven't run out of reams in 5 years, though I'm reaching the limit. Inserts must be how the cosmos is boozoming outward!

P.S. In my later method, I list most or all my jokes and notes in just one current list as I think of them or hear them from others like radio shows (Must see News comedy show Wait Wait Don't Tell Me from NPR, ect. once a week. Sometimes no jokes, sometimes 10, and you also can make your own based on either the news or the comics they use. For instance, they now have the eating hand speed bite counter like for dieters worn like a wrist watch, that's the news what's the Joke, This is where they got the name ladyfingers, right, in Chinese Finger Lick'n Good translates, Eat your nails off, or what wins in translation!). Find Wait Wait on NPR and on the web. I listen to two stations on the weekend, so I listen to see the best comics then just copy the better on the second day, or both since two stations are here on Saturday and Sunday, not one for each sideburn.) Then the better method is to list only the number (page number and joke number general to exact) and name and letter synopsis of each joke in the index where the letters say. The reason I do all the jokes only on one page is to simplify the book, I would always have to add in inserts of paper what extra code to find the joke from elsewhere general to exact more exact then joke on insert page number ect. Inserts are too complex compared to jokes for general use on one page. When you run out of paper you just add more once in 5 years not all the time. This is another method than my original machine. You lose some time flipping through the pages, even so it's somewhat better for original wisdom since your new comics are always easy to find just like writing in an original book, and this helps like for an event like say with your relatives at Christmas since you can list all the problems and solutions for better solutions if you want to do better, or like say if the boss says something complex and you want to learn to see what the underlying solutions might be with more practice., just list the day and date in your index and you can find it years later, plus the jokes, and how to memorize ect.

Though the one list for most jokes is good for efficiency because all the comics are with just one name (I call it say J 27 (9), the J means it's in the current Jokes page reached by a large tab to signify it's import, the 27(9) are the page and joke number in the Current list) and each Joke listing in the index just takes up a much smaller bit of paper, for classic joke solutions, and no doubt for the pun lists, it's still good to use the index for lists of more classic problems and comic solutions, including how and know what, what else! Some say life is about two things, how to labor and how to love, so you want to list the new stuff and the labor jokes well though in other realms, and no doubt pun lists are a good brain builder not to be overlooked.

Counting How To Use Counting And Songs To Remember Better in Your Comedy Machine

Got an old song going around in your Memp3 all day you'd like to improve? Try converting it's words to a positive prayer that's more in your favor. More generally, the value of music in improving memory is well proven. How to use this great power of music for better memory? If you have a book say math or language of lots to remember (or who knows it might be a Comedy Machine!) a good trick is to write down a list of your favorite tunes (and perhaps some dumb songs for power) in the margain of the volume and then write a uumber and song code for each; if you have alot to remember you can not have too many or too few songs by naming that recycled tune, and just using the same song code for more than one memo deeper in the realm of reams. Then just sing the song when you read it each time with your own words of the memo yo fit the song instead, you're Solid Gold! If you have lots of tunes (I just have 1500 may run out) and don't have so much to remember in the memo just write the name of the song by what you want to remember in the book. To find it there with rum five star salvation just put the page/memo number in the blank pages at the inside of the volume. See My Comedy Machine link or click here for more about how to.

It's also good to count each pun word of a memo of your "good words" or comedy, ect on your fingers, one to 4 on the fingers and then five is the thumb, then moving your thumb to your fingers is 5 plus 1 or 6, 5 =2 or 7 and 5 = 3 or 8 and 5 =4 or nine. By the usual method of sites about this you find where you can count and have a hundred fingers, the left hand stores 10's so the tenth word to learn would be the index of your left hand held down while you count through the 10s + the other nine numbers of your right hand again as in 10 plus the 1 to four on the right are stored as 10 to 14, the thumb is used as the five for 10 plus 5 or 15 on through to 19, storing each number by raising or lowering each digit to count higher or lowering each bit to subtract. The method (in a book I once counted, where else!) is to store each bit by tapping on the shelf top. A more portable motif of mine that also gives you 50 fingers on just the right hand alone is to store the 5's 10's,15's and higher by just moving the thumb to first the tip of the index finger for five and moving the fingers together for each following bit, with use of relative just motion of the bits to store the numbers, no shelf is used! (no saleswoman won't call, except if she's cute and nothing but the cute..) To store the first 4 the fingers are moved to clamp in turn, say lower or higher in return, then five is stored as the thumb to the tip of the index finger and the fingers are then moved to store 5+1, 5+2 and so on up to 9, then for 10 move the thumb between the tip and the line where the notch of your finger is, with the other 4 up to 14 stored the same way, than to 15 stored by your thumb on the notch of your digit, and so on, this will give you 25 fingers on one hand and you can even count in the shade, unlike the books I've read, and at higher speed it's easier to "read out" the number you stored or counted. If you use both the thumb on the top and alternate with the thumb also under the index finger at the right time of the number, this will give you 50 fingers on your right hand and if you use the left had for 10's and 150s and so on you can labor this up to 50,000 bits, like to count to 50,000. An elaborate method was used in the math book of My Dear Aunt Sally, Multiply Divide Addition and Subtraction, and this portable method of 50,000 bits at higher speed can also be developed into a more complete system, if you like math like for college, you have my blessing to improve my boost of your memo with this! For the counting of pun words like the Machine, having 50 bits is good enough for me. To number each pun word also is good to improve your comprehension by knowing where you are in each memo song when you count to memorize them.
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