The second part of the Comedy Machine, Current Entries; Sample Page As I say on my main Comedy Machine Page Site ; There are two parts of the Machine, the A to Z index with the pun lists as on this sample page; and the current jokes, current memos page. The first is like a long term storage method and the second is to enter recent jokes so you can find them out of the larger volume in and out of order for long term memory! To see how I do this, here's a sample of the recent jokes/memos, page, so cool! PAGE 21 6 dentist to (7) budjet, How do you TENT a bud lite? (6) DENTIST, What does a dentist say when he sees a sweet dental 18? AHH! D. W D A D S W H S A S D E? A! =D. \\ A \S\\S A \D E? \? (7) BUDJET, What's a budjet? A method to see if you need more maximum cash. =B, W A B? A M T S I Y N M M C! =B\A\? A \\ S I\Y N \\ C (7) BOAT (Budjet) to (8) BORDER, Did You know Boats can't travel; how would they ever cross a border? (7) Mexico BORDER, The fence is S of some lawns so their house is on the wrong side of the border, they smuggle their wives to business lunch! M B. T F I S O S L, S T H I O T W S O T B! T S T W T B L! M\.T\\S\\L\\H\\T\\O\\.T\\W\\L! (7)BORDER to (8) NEWS, If you want to see a dreamboat, wathc the NEWS BROADS and Weather. (8) WEATHER NEWS 0-11 A hiccupping News lady went on the weather report, the weather got a laugh track, Shiny weather with a 50 burbsaved burpability of burpcipitation! =W, N. A H N L W O T W R. T W G A L T! S W W A F B C B O B! =W\ (8) NEWS to (9) MATH, What was new math, is our math now always old math? (9)MATH research shows msot people are 97% right about common arithmatic like in stores shopping but when they're toldt he same problems are about math they're just 37% right! Math not cash causes amnesia! (9) MATH to (10) BOATS What are math boats? When the ships have boxes cones and cylinders, and sometimes the waves do too! (10) BOATS Some things in life just can't be improved on. Take Mazdas. No matter how much they try, there will never be toll booths for ships in the middle of the ocean! This is the first batch of ten on page J (Jokes)20 to find them later by topic, I go to the index 1 to 100 ream and list the keyword of the Joke where it goes (A E I O U, e.g. to list the BUDJET Joke above go to 91 (BuD first two consonant letters=91, There on the page as in the 1-100 ream is BaD BeD BiD BoD Bud in five even spaces on the two pages. BuD is in the last space to be filled with the Jokes to find, There I just list the that the joke to find is in the recent Jokes ream, signified by J, the page number and the joke number to also find the Joke itself and then memorize it by going over the simple acronym exercises and so on. For example to list the BuDjet joke in the 1 to 100 I find BuD, Write the word Budjet, then J 21 (7). And perhaps a short acronymy synopsis, e.g. What's a B? M C! (See above) Believe me paper is of worth, I've almost lost years of labor with machines, horror to authors, or ouch in Mp3. The machine is yours for life.